See Spot Run

January 15, 2010 at 11:05 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  See Spot Run

NUTSHELL:  Something about an FBI dog and a kid and David Arquette falling a lot

GOOD THINGS:  No. Well, David Arquette and a dog.

BAD THINGS:  Yes all of the things besides Arquette and the dog.

FEATURES:  David Arquette, Paul Sorvino, Leslie Bibb, Michael Clarke Duncan, Angus T. Jones, an FBI headquarters next to a park so the FBI dogs can look out and see regular civilian dogs and feel emotionally depressed

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  A castrated Paul Sorvino. It’s a kid’s movie, for Christ’s sake. Watching the kid do dangerous stunts. Counting the times the little punk kid actor looked directly into the camera.

NOTABLE:  My face literally cramped from laughing so hard during this film. However, this is something that I really need to see a doctor about and NOT because the movie is intentionally funny.

BEST PART:  Breakdancing mailmen

BEST LINE:  Let’s get disgruntled!

CROWNS:  0 out of 5

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