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Road to Perdition (guest)

MOVIE: Road to Perdition

GUEST: Bjorn Jorno

NUTSHELL: Tom Hanks plays a Gangster in a remake of Gladiator set in 40’s Chicago.

GOOD THINGS: You almost forget that your watching Tom Hanks play a gangster. Paul Newman. They make Jude Law look really ugly.

BAD THINGS: You still have to watch a movie with Jude Law.

FEATURES: Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Jude Law, Stanley Tucci, some kid, and some really cool old cars.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: When Hanks dresses in drag to infiltrate a secret mob hangout.

NOTABLE: No Owen Wilson, but a Golden Retriever who bears a striking resemblance. (HEY! – Ed.)

BEST PART: The annoying guy sitting next to me choking on a piece of popcorn lodged in his throat.

BEST LINE: None of use will see heaven.

CROWNS: 4 out of 5

January 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm Leave a comment