Spy Kids (guest)

MOVIE:  Spy Kids

GUEST:  Unamuno Chick

NUTSHELL:  Roald Dahl meets Ian Fleming in this tale of two kids who rescue their former-spy parents and save the world.

GOOD THINGS:  Antonio Banderas, Robert Patrick , not too much tension (I hate too much tension in movies, The Talented Mr. Ripley almost gave me migrane)

BAD THINGS:  Robert Patrick plays a bad guy so I can’t like him more

FEATURES:  Cool spy gadgets, child robots, thumbs

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Teri Hatcher’s partially bald head and all the Roald Dahl elements (see “Features”)

NOTABLE:  Antonio Banderas is unexpectedly funny in a subtle kind of way. (And you thought I put him under Good Things because he’s such a hottieboomalottie)

BEST PART:  The Junior Mints. (The best part of EVERY movie is the Junior Mints).

BEST LINE:  When we get married, let’s not have any kids.

CROWNS:  4 out of 5