X2 (guest)

May 11, 2011 at 11:07 am Leave a comment

MOVIE:  X2

GUEST:  Nathan Arizona

NUTSHELL:  Bigotry is bad, and teenagers are impetuous.

GOOD THINGS:  Less back-story this time around, more superhero stuff

BAD THINGS:  Sorry, still no Gambit.

FEATURES:  Rebecca Romaine Lettuce, Capt. Picard — I mean — Parick Stewart, gratuitious Anna Paquin cleavage (I’m going to hell). One of the main characters dies, at least until the sequel.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Bathroom stall sex. (Ewwww. – Ed.)

NOTABLE:  Rebecca Romijn-Stamos gets to appear in this film as herself, instead of covered in scaly blue makeup.

BEST PART:  Wolverine goes on an ass-kicking tear at the prep school.

BEST LINE:  “What are you a proffesor of?”  “Art.”

CROWNS:  4 out of 5

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