The Sweetest Thing

January 15, 2010 at 11:01 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  The Sweetest Thing

NUTSHELL:  Horrible movie supposedly about a girl who meets a guy at a club and then stalks him around Northern California but actually about making grossout movies with female protagonists in some kind of slackass mutated meaningless politically correct gesture from hell.


BAD THINGS:  I’m not even going to get into it with you. I’m too mad.

FEATURES:  Cameron Diaz, Thomas Jane, Parker Posey, Georgia Engel, James Mangold as “Dr. Greg”

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Not discomfort so much as rage. RAGE!

NOTABLE:  They have got a ton of nerve putting Selma Blair in a movie this shitty.

BEST PART:  Christina Applegate and Jason Bateman. Hey – at least they’re pros.

BEST LINE:  Don’t be gay in the house of God, gimme a hit!

CROWNS:  0 out of 5

Entry filed under: Firebaton review, Zero Crowns.

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