January 15, 2010 at 9:53 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  Heartbreakers

NUTSHELL:  Mom and daughter con artists swindle men and break hearts with varying levels of success and comedy.

GOOD THINGS:  My boyfriend Jason Lee, Ray Liotta, Gene Hackman, Sigourney Weaver in another funny part, cute shoes, Gene Hack-hack-hackman as W. C. Fields as a tobacco billionaire

BAD THINGS:  I prefer Jason Lee as the wacky guy and Ray Liotta as the leading man. Just thought I’d mention that in case anyone is thinking about casting Ray Liotta for anymore slapstick parts.

FEATURES:  Jennifer Love Hewitt, hotel from “Blow”, Jeffrey Jones, Nora Dunn, Kevin Nealon, Carrie Fisher, Ricky Jay

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Too many dick jokes. They had these same jokes in the Wedding Planner. Seriously, when can we get a break from all these dick jokes? Russian jokes too. No more Russian jokes and I mean it this time.

NOTABLE:  Jason Lee is over 7 feet tall, which is tall even for a pro skateboarder

BEST PART:  Miscellaneous cons are kinda cute

BEST LINE:  Are you mixing medications?

CROWNS:  3 out of 5

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