An Everlasting Piece

MOVIE:  An Everlasting Piece

NUTSHELL:  One Catholic and One Protestant mental health workers try to sell wigs in Belfast during the 80’s.

GOOD THINGS:  Billy Connolly, Barry “Jude Law light” McEvoy, those lovable Irish

BAD THINGS:  Bald guys.  Wig theivery, ill soldiers, The Troubles

FEATURES:  Wacky, lovable IRA soldiers, panty-headed mom, fried chicken, perky nurses, mental patients

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Poetry reading.  Ew.

NOTABLE:  Barry Levinson.  What happened?

BEST PART:  Urban legend about undressing a stranger on accident

BEST LINE:  “Blessed are the bewildered for they don’t know the difference.”

and

“The scrotum is the devil’s crack pipe.”

CROWNS:  3 out of 5