What Women Want

January 13, 2010 at 11:59 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  What Women Want

NUTSHELL:  Horror movie in which montage sequences fight for world domination

GOOD THINGS:  Marshall Fields, cosmetics, Lauren Holly, no tiring story, plot, or character development

BAD THINGS:  Character named Gigi, Helen Hunt, Mel Gibson on a twinkly tear, impromptu dance sequences, just plain weird point of view

FEATURES:  Alan Alda, needless wall to wall Sinatra, real estate porn, Marisa Tomei, Ashley Johnson,

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Out of nowhere rogue montages.

NOTABLE:  Valerie Perrine and Delta Burke are the best things in this movie.  Think about that.

BEST PART:  No.

BEST LINE:  No.

CROWNS:  0 out of 5

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