The Fast and the Furious (guest)

January 13, 2010 at 12:02 am Leave a comment

MOVIE:  Fast and the Furious, The

GUEST:  Dan Conderman

NUTSHELL:  Lots of fast souped-up import cars. Running from the cops, running from evil asians. Some sexy stuff, but only PG-13 stuff.

GOOD THINGS:  Loud, very loud roaring engines. Races so intense you forget to breathe (HONEST!).

BAD THINGS:  They had to throw in a dorky guy for comic relief. Damn I hate that. A group of cool car guys would kick the dork’s ass – not have him as a team mate. Evil asians.

FEATURES:  Mexicans, Blacks, Asians, and Cars. Also great shots of what L.A. is really like.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Evil Asians, it was just a huge stereotype.

NOTABLE:  American Car is proven to be cooler than Imports (in a movie full of haul ass imports).

BEST PART:  Everything.

BEST LINE:  I owe you a ten-second car.

CROWNS:  5 out of 5 crowns easy (I would toss in more for the Testosterone factor.)

 

Entry filed under: Dan Conderman, Guest Review.

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