Snatch

MOVIE:  Snatch

NUTSHELL:  Super cool London gangster tale

GOOD THINGS:  Diamonds, a funny Brad Pitt (!!!), cutie pie dog, boxing, trailers, costumes, Director, Russian jokes

BAD THINGS:  No Sting, no Guv’nor, no Owen Wilson, no chicks, Tarantino aftertaste, animal cruelty

FEATURES:  Gypsies, tramps, thieves, Benecio “dumpster love” Del Toro, Vinnie Jones, Dennis Farina

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  BLOOD

NOTABLE:  Look, if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to bring it up.

BEST PART:  Squeaky dog and Lucky Star parts

BEST LINE:  mumblemumblemumblePeriwinklemumblemumble

CROWNS:  5 out of 5