Shanghai Noon

January 13, 2010 at 10:59 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  Shanghai Noon

NUTSHELL:  Owen Wilson wears hats and spurs and saves a Chinese Princess who doesn’t want to go home.

GOOD THINGS:  Other person in the film, Jacqueline Chan is not bad as the Princess.

BAD THINGS:  Some guy named Wallace Goggins.  Oy.


UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Tedious scenes establishing plot and character and blah blah blah taking up time before Owen is on screen.

NOTABLE:  Use of bell and pine trees as deadly weapons.

BEST PART:  Owen Wilson

BEST LINE:  Didn’t I tell you not to play on Crow land?

CROWNS:  5 out of 5


Entry filed under: Firebaton review, Owen Wilson.

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