Saving Silverman (guest)

January 13, 2010 at 1:33 pm 1 comment

MOVIE: Saving Silverman

GUEST: Pink

NUTSHELL: Bunch of dorky dudes are living happily in Dorkdum when Silverman hooks up with some psycho controlling superbitch. The buddies, not happy with Silverman’s announcement to marry Satan, plot to save him.

GOOD THINGS: Jack Black and “Coach.” Psycho-Bitch kicking some dork-ass. Iron Pumping Nuns.

BAD THINGS: Everything else.

FEATURES: Grave robbing, kidnapping, faked deaths, Neil Diamond, Idiots singing Neil Diamond songs, kick boxing, beer bongs, male cheerleaders, circus freaks, homosexuality, chicks in bras, nuns working out to some pop-rap tune, & knee slapping slapstick physical comedy that just flopped right on it’s flabby ass.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: Butt implants and an Indian dude singing Neil Diamond.

NOTABLE: Well, hard to say what was more ‘noteable’ my lack of interest or my ‘date’s’ stupid nasal laugh.

BEST PART: Jack Black kissing R. Lee Ermey, yes, you heard me. The dude from Full Metal Jacket.

BEST LINE: I’m gay.” “Me too.

CROWNS: 2 out of 5

Entry filed under: Guest Review, Pink.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Barry  |  June 1, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    This movie was rancid dogshit. Don’t waste your time on it like I did.

    Reply

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