Romeo Must Die

January 13, 2010 at 10:56 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  Romeo Must Die

NUTSHELL:  Like West Side Story without singing, dancing, plot or actors.

GOOD THINGS:  Jet Li, explosions

BAD THINGS:  Kung Fu CGI, bad acting, no Owen Wilson

FEATURES:  Two fisted gunplay, football

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Jet Li charming Aaliyah with an ice cream cone

NOTABLE:  Opening sequence, soundtrack, Aaliyah’s eyeliner

BEST PART:  Jet Li with a backwards baseball hat

BEST LINE:  Ooofff.

CROWNS:  3 out of 5

Entry filed under: Firebaton review, Owen Wilson.

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