Harry Potter & the Chamber Of Secrets (guest)

January 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Harry Potter & the Chamber Of Secrets


NUTSHELL: Harry Potter and friends save everyone’s ass, again.

GOOD THINGS: It’s pretty to look at.

BAD THINGS: It’s the same goddamn movie as the first one!

FEATURES: Harry has a 5 o’clock shadow.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: Being caught watching this movie.

NOTABLE: Let’s hear it for all those deviants who ripped this movie from their screener DVDs and put it on Kazaa. Thank you, I didn’t waste 10 bucks on a ticket for a night of deja vu.

BEST PART: Nothing really jumps out at me. I kinda liked the tree beating the shit out of the car.

BEST LINE: Harry says: “You’re a fraud.” Then Lockhart says: “My books wouldn’t have been sold so much if people didn’t think it that I have done all this.” See, this is funny because…

CROWNS: 1 out of 5

Entry filed under: Brits, Guest Review, Pink.

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