Death to Smoochy (guest)

January 12, 2010 at 11:51 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Death To Smoochy


NUTSHELL: Someone wrote it better than me: “In the cutthroat world of children’s television, Rainbow Randolph, the corrupt, costumed star of a popular children’s TV show, is fired over a bribery scandal and replaced by squeaky-clean Smoochy, a puffy fuschia rhinoceros. As Smoochy catapults to fame – scoring hit ratings and the affections of a jaded network executive, Randolph makes the unsuspecting rhino the target of his numerous outrageous attempts to exact revenge and reclaim his status as America’s sweetheart.”

GOOD THINGS: Rated R goofy

BAD THINGS: No nudity :(

FEATURES: Lots of good old fashioned cursing

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: There is a funeral (not a spolier, this is given away in the first shot) and it’s almost weepy. Thankfully it ends with a good line to laugh at.

NOTABLE: Sheldon the sorta-retard. He steals the show.

BEST PART: Rainbow Randolph coming out of jail through a crowd of reporters OR the Cock Cookies

BEST LINE: It’s so hard to pick just one line, so I’ll use three: “Heil Smoochy!” or “You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I’m not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I’m goin’ on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!” or “I cleaned up, all right…cleaned up half the poppies in Asia.”

CROWNS: 5 out of 5

Entry filed under: Guest Review, Pink.

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