Clerks (guest)

January 12, 2010 at 11:24 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Clerks

GUEST: Dan Conderman

NUTSHELL: 2 guys (Dante and Randall) run a Video Store and a Convenience store, and badly I might add. Everything that can go wrong for them does.

GOOD THINGS: Jay and Silent Bob are born. Lots of great one liners and conversation openers. (I use this material all the time to sound witty.) Good tunes. Black and White – yes this is a film, not a flick.

BAD THINGS: Slow in spots. Dante repeating “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

FEATURES: Kevin Smith’s Genius, smokers, sluts, freaks, nerds, bad employees… all the things that make America great.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: Dante getting a ticket for selling cigs to a child and being told he could not contest it in any court of law – that sucked for Dante.

NOTABLE: Jay and Silent Bob, of course!

BEST PART: Dante finding out his girlfriend “Snowballed” William

BEST LINE: “Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot….” ( a man follows) “HEY YOU! GET BACK HERE!” (HAHAAHAHAHA! – ed.)

CROWNS: 4 out of 5 crowns (slowness in parts sunk it)

Entry filed under: Dan Conderman, Guest Review.

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