Chicago (guest)

January 12, 2010 at 11:19 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Chicago

GUEST: Philly Mo Dee

NUTSHELL: Women behaving badly behind bars, tabloid journalism, jury manipulation – all done to a beat you can dance to.

GOOD THINGS: Everything. Catherine Zeta-Jones (who I hate) is scary good. Awesome jailhouse tango.

BAD THINGS: Richard Gere can also sing & dance. It just doesn’t seem fair.

FEATURES: The aforementioned Gere & CZ-T, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifah, Mya, John C. (or is it Michael?) Reilly, and just the right amount of Lucy Liu. More sequins, flappers, and sass than you can shake a rainbow flag at. I’m fairly certain a lot of ginchyness.

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: I’m totally straight and I’m raving about a musical.

NOTABLE: Finally, someone has learned how to film a dance number.

BEST PART: Jailhouse tango

BEST LINE: If Jesus Christ had met me and had had $5000.00 let’s just say things would’ve turned out different.

CROWNS: 5 out of 5 crowns and a big gay snap

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Entry filed under: Guest Review, Musical, Philly Mo Dee.

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