Spun (guest)

January 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE:  Spun

GUEST:  Sugar Kaine

NUTSHELL:  Unpleasant diary of a 3 day speed bender.

GOOD THINGS:  Patrick Fugit, Alexis Arquette, ninja throwing stars, fancy acrylic nails, I think I went to high school with the characters Giggles and La Sad Girl.

BAD THINGS:  Gross, violent, pretty dumb and looks like it was blown up to 35mm from whatever they used to put in those Fisher Price Pixel cameras.  Sure, sure, it is on purpose to get a grainy look so you can feel the hopelessness of a speed freak’s experience.  Sure.

FEATURES:  A whole bunch of actors who really need to not do everything their agents tell them to, a green dog, Billy Corgan music, driving, driving, driving and then a little more driving

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS:  Yes, now that you mention it – TONS of them.

NOTABLE:  Interestingly enough the idealized girlfriend in “the city” turns up wearing a toga and sandals.  Did I say interestingly?  I think I meant idiotically.

BEST PART:  Moustache Cop and Mullet Cops split screen interlude

BEST LINE:  Tag?

CROWNS:  1 out of 5


Entry filed under: Guest Review, Sugar Kaine.

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