Ready to Rumble

January 10, 2010 at 10:53 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Ready to Rumble

NUTSHELL: White Trash Freakshow Wrestling Opus

GOOD THINGS: David Arquette, steel cage death match

BAD THINGS: Sewage jokes, high number of kicks in various groins

FEATURES: Scott Caan’s chin, Scott Caan’s ass, Rose McGowan and her breasts

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: Martin Landau wrestling Sid Vicious (I think) to the ground and saying, “Who’s your daddy, bitch!?”

NOTABLE: Takes place in Lusk Wyoming, Joe Pantoliano in a cowboy hat

BEST PART: David Arquette body slamming Ahmet Zappa

BEST LINE: Wrestling’s not FAAAAAAKKKEEEE!!!

CROWNS: 5 out of 5

Entry filed under: Firebaton review.

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