Austin Powers in Goldmember (guest)

January 10, 2010 at 8:56 pm Leave a comment

MOVIE: Austin Powers in Goldmember

GUEST: Nathan Arizona

NUTSHELL: The super-spy with super-bad teeth is back and everyone is dealing with father issues.

GOOD THINGS: Clever use of subtitles, cameo-palooza (I’m not going to ruin the surprise by saying who), sharks with friggin’ laser beams!

BAD THINGS: Fat Bastard’s gastrointestinal problems, not enough of Michael Caine and Robert Wagner

FEATURES: Time travel, some blaxploitation, roller disco, combover

UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS: The hamper at the sumo wrestlers’ dojo

NOTABLE: This movie must have some kind of record for product placement.

BEST PART: The opening sequence… until the stupid projectionist fucked it all up.

BEST LINE: HEY ASSHOLE!

CROWNS: 3 1/2 out of 5

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